Dear face,
I’d like to take this opportunity to have a heart to heart…er…face to face with you. You have been a nice face, many people think you have some nice qualities, and you’re so dependable when I need you to help me express my feelings like happiness, sadness, excitement, frustration, etc. But for some reason you have an issue that I can’t help but dislike tremendously…acne. This is my plea to ask you to grow up. Acne is an issue many teenagers go through and you were so good to me during those years. I appreciate you trying to give me all of life’s experiences, but that was one I was happy to not have. But alas, once college came you decided that it would be a good time to act up and you haven’t shaped up since. In five months we will have 26 years together. For my 26th birthday I’m asking, no begging you to give me one gift: a clear complexion! I’ve been acting like an adult for many years now, but I would like to look the part as well. I’m tired of trying numerous treatments to no avail so please help me look and feel better about myself.
Yours truly,
Emily
